Legions of Ukrainian school teachers have meticulously impressed upon their students, how everything is to be called, and how it is to be written correctly. Computer programs of Ukrainian usage would definitely crash, if they would try to correct the words and expressions of colloquial Lviv usage. But historically, kids, if not at home, then in the schoolyard, in cafes or discos, use much different verbal formulas and thus, create a new linguistic norm. Thanks to this phenomenon, the Lviv GVARA is alive and well! And here, you can review a whole slew of words that you have heard from parents and grandparents, and recall their meaning. I to vsio bude fajno!!